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My name is Kylie and I like boiz

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

Only monsters shake with the left hand

in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop:

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being funny

in-the-back-of-that-red-ragtop:

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being funny

1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.

horroroftruant:

Movie themed Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) horror video games.

ohmylittleashes:

This is what I’m going to tell my kids

I SERIOUSLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE GET INVOLVED IN MATTERS THAT DO NOT PERTAIN TO THEM IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, FORM, OR FASHION. IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH WALLS. YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER OF THIS TEAM NOR DOES IT EFFECT ANYONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS. LITERALLY TRY PASSING COLLEGE OR GET YOUR OWN LIFE BEFORE GETTING INTO HIGH SCHOOL ISSUES. Done.